"Top Ten Ways To Tell You're Getting Old"

10)    You can't sleep at night, and you can't stay awake during the day!
 9)     Counting birthdays means 'how many you may have left'!
 8)     The nurse at the doctors office recognizes your phone number!
 7)     You try to accomplish one task every day, but sometimes fail!
 6)     You've worn a path from the side of the bed to the bathroom!
 5)     When at the arena  with your grandchildren you cannot resist the lure of the 'warm part'!
 4)     You've stopped wearing white underwear!
 3)     You continuously clean your glasses only to discover the smudges are on your eyes.
 2)     You've got one of these beside your bed....

...and it's only purpose is to do your shoulder stretches!!!

And the number one way you can tell you're getting old.

 1)     You start to consider the possibility that your next Ironman may be your last!!  

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"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."---Chili Davis

Love
Peter