I wouldn't have believed it possible, but I got the official letter in the mail today.
YUP!!
I'm pre approved!!
Just like that, I'm pre-approved for the Final Needs Planning Program!
Do you believe it? What good fortune eh?
I don't even need a medical, and as a matter of fact the only prerequisite for the program is that you have to have been born after 1934! That puts me in the small group of people in our country that are under 80 years old! lmao
And what benefits do I get out of this pre-approval that only people under 80 years old get to have? Well, after a quick scan of the brochure it seems that they borrow any extra money you may have, without paying you any interest, and then give it back to you to buy a coffin when you need one. Too good eh??
I wonder if people actually do this?
My favourite line from their advertising? "The realty is that each and every one of us has a 100% chance of dying, some day" Wow! With foresight like that these guys surely should get some consideration don't you think?
And that's all the great news I had today. Everything else continues as normal, and overall I guess I can't ask for more. I do wish I were a wee bit less anxious so towards that end I may try for a long walk tomorrow. Or if it isn't too autumn-ish, I may even brave an easy bike ride.
Actually I did get another little bit of good news today. Because my number one son chose not to pick up his kids this evening we get to keep them overnite. And.......they get to go to their hockey games in the morning! Woohoo!!
....and just a quote I liked that had "news' in it...
"We relish news of our heroes, forgetting that we are extraordinary to somebody too."---Helen Hayes
Love
Peter
YUP!!
I'm pre approved!!
Just like that, I'm pre-approved for the Final Needs Planning Program!
Do you believe it? What good fortune eh?
I don't even need a medical, and as a matter of fact the only prerequisite for the program is that you have to have been born after 1934! That puts me in the small group of people in our country that are under 80 years old! lmao
And what benefits do I get out of this pre-approval that only people under 80 years old get to have? Well, after a quick scan of the brochure it seems that they borrow any extra money you may have, without paying you any interest, and then give it back to you to buy a coffin when you need one. Too good eh??
I wonder if people actually do this?
My favourite line from their advertising? "The realty is that each and every one of us has a 100% chance of dying, some day" Wow! With foresight like that these guys surely should get some consideration don't you think?
And that's all the great news I had today. Everything else continues as normal, and overall I guess I can't ask for more. I do wish I were a wee bit less anxious so towards that end I may try for a long walk tomorrow. Or if it isn't too autumn-ish, I may even brave an easy bike ride.
Actually I did get another little bit of good news today. Because my number one son chose not to pick up his kids this evening we get to keep them overnite. And.......they get to go to their hockey games in the morning! Woohoo!!
....and just a quote I liked that had "news' in it...
"We relish news of our heroes, forgetting that we are extraordinary to somebody too."---Helen Hayes
Love
Peter
Love the quote! And I love you!
ReplyDeleteLove,
Michael